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                                                                                           <section style="max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">一个比一个可爱呢</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><section donone="shifuMouseDownCard('shifu_c_010')"><section><p style="margin: 0em 0.5em;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">母亲节，我准备待会去王者峡谷把ID改成慈母。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">因为，慈母守中线。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">妆太浓了，没有JK的味道</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">人们一边说生命中的每一件“小事”都很重要，一边又叫你不要为“小事”生气。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">这笑容让我想起了舒淇</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><section donone="shifuMouseDownCard('shifu_c_010')"><section><p style="margin: 0em 0.5em;white-space: normal;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">我真的会被店里的妹妹给笑死，她刚刚站在全身镜前面跟自己喊借过然后就冲去撞镜子，镜世界进入失败。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">越南美容店老板娘Phuong</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">我想给你们推一个并没有什么用的生活小技能：就是贝德玛卸妆水的去污能力非常神奇，不用它卸妆，也可以用它擦灶台、擦窗台、擦茶杯、擦被口红或者粉底液沾染的名贵包包……什么难以去除的油渍、茶渍、各种污渍都能瞬间抹除，比正儿八经卸妆好用多了。至于为什么说它没什么用，应该是绝大多数人不会这么用吧。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(242, 187, 66);">越南美容店老板娘Phuong</span></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">某公司经常加班，有个人猝死了。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">后来招了个妹子，坐那个人的位置，大家都没告诉她猝死的事。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">某天晚上加班，妹子有段代码不会写，就让男友远程帮忙，然后去吃饭了。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">产品经理路过她位置的时候，看到电脑在自动一行一行写代码，于是第二天就辞职了....</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(242, 187, 66);">越南美容店老板娘Phuong</span></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><section donone="shifuMouseDownCard('shifu_c_010')"><section><p style="margin: 0em 0.5em;white-space: normal;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">你们有没有发现，只要在人物对白或独白的截图上同时加中文和日文字幕，使其看起来像是日剧截图，然后不论说的什么屁话，都会让人觉得很有哲理。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family: 微软雅黑;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1.5px;text-align: center;background-color: rgb(242, 187, 66);">越南美容店老板娘Phuong</span></section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">问：找到治愈疾病的最快方法是什么？</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">答：让亿万富翁感染这种疾病。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">你一个都要不起系列</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">问：有没有那种天上掉钱的工作？</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">答：有的，许愿池当王八。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="white-space: normal;font-size: 16px;font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="93676" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section style="display: inline-block;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);border-radius: 8px;background: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 4px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 6px 1em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;background: rgb(242, 187, 66);border-radius: 8px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);box-sizing: border-box;">这是柯南里的角色吗？</section></section></section><section style="margin-top: -25px;height: 30px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(51, 51, 51);box-sizing: border-box;border-radius: 8px;background-image: url("http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/h ... 40?wx_fmt=png");background-position: initial;background-repeat: repeat-x;background-attachment: initial;background-origin: initial;background-clip: initial;background-size: 100%;"><br></section></section></section></section></section><section donone="shifuMouseDownCard('shifu_c_010')"><section><p style="margin: 0em 0.5em;white-space: normal;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;text-align: center;box-sizing: border-box !important;word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p></section></section><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">现在相亲是这样的，给你个微信号，你自己加，除了一张照片以外，信息量=0。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">然后聊天是这么一个规律，我不断找话题，我每说一两句话，对面答一句，一般是那种接不下去的句子。只要我停止聊天，对面马上没声音了。</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;margin-left: 32px;margin-right: 32px;text-align: justify;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">一天之后我累了，不想说话了。过几天家里就来指责说为什么我不主动。</span></p>